So Brian, Nate, Kishan, and other Nate and I no wait I already stated myself (Brian) (With Nate H to the side of me) This is nate now, so we started out by going and smoking a joint right? continue brian. Well actually we started with an apple and then moved to the joint. Anyway us 4 finish our hits and ditched the roach, and walked like 10 steps out into fresh air (This was originally under the building) Nate again, so we step out into the fresh air, and i had a bowl of tobacco packed and ready to go. so we stop and I start smoking this tobacco, we are chatting and having a good time, then one day a couple of guys, they were up to no good, started making trouble in our neighborhood. But we were the guys smoking tobacco. BJ on the scene. So Nate’s the only one smoking tobacco and we’re having some stupid conversation about other Nate being cold and all of a sudden I hear this voice “I can’t believe you guys”. Sounded like our RA. We slowly turn and it’s our RA! AWESOME MAN SHIT

So we turn around (nate btw) and she is like “i cannot belive you guys are putting me in this situation?!?! This is so shitty” (kinda) and We are like what, and she is like you guys are smoking right here???? but I was like naw tthis is tobacco I am smoking, and she was like na dont even lie to me, but then it really was tobacco, but she just kept saying na, but it really was tobacco. Here’s Brian without the run-on sentences. So the woman keeps insisting we were smoking weed and now we’re the ones getting frustrated. We tell her over and over it’s tobacco but the bitch don’t believe us! And then she called another RA and told us to come to her. And I’m all like fuck this bitch is gonna get us into so much unnecessary trouble. Also I start having a high panic attack. So not good for my high. I just wanted to play Magicka or Street Fighter! Its nate, he was so worried, he was like “just tell me this is gonna be okay” felt like some vietnam war story or something like oliver stone or some shit. BJ BJ ok after worrying and shit all 4 of us get to her, and she’s just going on about how it’s disappointing for her, while we insist Nate was smoking tobacco. She was talking about our past times, and how it smelled like fucking weed all the time. Whatever. The other RA comes, they have some talk and then she calls the fucking police!

Nate, so she calls the police to come and we are like “the fuck??” so then the cops show up and tell us to sit against the wall, one of them goes to takl to her about what happened, then the other guy asks us where we were smoking. The one cop comes back and searches us one by one, everyone emptying their pockets and shit. I am last, i give him my pipe to sniff and he does and says it is clearly tobacco, then i forget to take a wrapper out of my pocket when he feels me down and is like what but it was just a mint wrapper, and i had another one in my other pocket too, then i was like “the fuck do i have so many wrappers for?”

Brian. After searching, the cops are telling us it’s no big even if there was proof we were smoking weed, and tells us to just do it outside and away of school. They also said that the RA was no weed expert so she couldn’t testify for the smell. This relieved me and I was like yeah fuck you RA you can’t do shit to us. Then we sit, and listen to one of the cops talk to the RA, and told her the following.

• Even if we find weed back there we have no way of proving it’s related to them
• You are no weed expert so you can’t tell us about the smell
• The pipe was clearly tobacco.
• Some people have difficulty telling the difference between weed and tobacco (Man this must’ve gotten her so pissed)
• You are no weed expert so you can’t tell us about the smell

Nate, then she came over and waved us to go inside, she seemed pissed. Kishan was really worried we hurt her feelings or something, so he was all thinking we should apologize or something, but i was like na. Then we went on brians comp and played some magicka that game is the shit, we beat it in like 6 hours one night, then finished the next day so we didnt really finish in one sitting, but still fun as shit. Then brian and i played LoL, i dont really know where the other nate went, but he was like its cool, and i said its fine, and kishan wasa like what are we ddoing, and brian was like tell me its gonna be okay. That was all taking place when we were down there, but im just reflecting on the story as a whole now.

Brian. Man that was so pointless of Nate. So I learned and got a couple things tonight.

• It’s really hard to get in trouble for weed and I should just stop panicking and be cool.
• We completely destroyed and scattered around our relationship with the RA. Man she probably fucking hates us to death now. I hope she doesn’t yell louder when she’s calling people for hall activities since she hates me so much now
• That’s about it.

Ok that was a bad attempt at a conclusion. She ain’t no weed expert, she can’t do shit and she should have listened to us when we told her it was tobacco. I’m sad that I missed out on a majority of my high, better luck next time I suppose.

I’m bored and don’t want to do homework so I’m going to do this instead

Alex: I first met him in Raskops (forgot how to spell it) we started talking about Star Wars a lot since Robot Chicken had just released their first few Star Wars spoofs and he would bite my sweater and homework

Brian: We met in Mrs. Fields class, first time I saw him he was wearing the baggiest clothes known to man.  I had never talked to him before but he came up to me and asked me what I got on my math test, I told him 95%.  Then he showed me his 98.5% and said “Hahaha I got a 98.5%! *grunt of victory*” And walked away from me.

Haywad: I met him in Mrs. Guzman’s class.  One day I was really bored and I had this one pen that had like a huge cap, and out of boredom I would roll the cap down my desk and try to slide the pen into the rolling cap perfectly.  He noticed and thought it was cool and told John Rasure and Jerry Gacusan to watch me.

Kishan: We met in PE (forgot the teachers name) I remember who he was but I don’t remember talking to him, sorry Kishan =[

Nate: We met in Perez’s class and started talking about TV shows and videogames. He said was godlike at Counter-Strike and when I asked him for his Steam ID he said he wouldn’t give it to me because he wanted to just randomly run into my online and beat me, which is bullshit since he doesn’t even have counter-strike

Sean: I first saw him in Mr. Hamilton’s class.  I knew who he was at the time but I didn’t talk to him.  He was the kid that took math during the summer so he was lightyears ahead of everyone else and was able to do everything in his head while we were all using calculators

So as you guys know, I went up to Irvine this weekend to hang out with Nate, Kishan, and Brian.  It was great, one of the best weekends I’ve had these past few months!  Got to see my best friends again and just chill, it was just like the old days again.  Worst part about it was having to leave after just 2 days.  It was so nostalgic, just reminiscing with them about the old days, and talking about how their lives are now and their lame ass floormates.  Anyways it was fun as fuck, Irvine is great, the food was bomb, and I can’t wait to see these guys again.

Right when gotten back, I made a Kid Cudi playlist and have had that shit on loop this whole time.  It depresses me yet cheers me up at the same time.  I know every single song from his Man on the Moon album after hearing it in Nate’s car over 9000 times. Every song reminds me of all those days we went to lunch together.  Every song reminds me of waking up fucked up after a sleepover and getting a ride home since I can’t drive.  Every song reminds me of those long ass drives every weekend and crazy adventures where it always ended with us just smoking and doing nothing.  Every song reminds me of the days when we were all just a phone call or text or 10 minutes away.  I fucking miss those days so much.  After leaving Irvine I realized that, I’m going to be that guy that misses out on everything.  If your guy’s plan works out, you’ll all be living together in Irvine.  I’m going to be just far enough that its difficult to hang out with you guys but close enough to piss me off.  I hate hearing about “what you guys did” I would rather be there when you guys did it.  The people here in SD are fun and all but they can never replace you guys.  A part of me don’t want to get that close to them, I don’t want to make friends here that will replace you guys.  I should’ve gone to Irvine instead, would’ve been infinitely better.  Yea sure SD was my dream school, but its hard to be happy when none of my best friends are here.  I miss all of you guys and the only thing I have to look forward to is winter break.

tl:dr Irvine was cool, Kid Cudi nostalgia, I miss my best friends, should have went to Irvine instead of SD

1. You must be funny
2. You must be vulgar
3. You must have a straightforward, nonfluffed viewpoint on things
4. You must be open to spontaneous actions
5. You must not be easily impressed
6. You must bring something new to the group

Mostly I thought of this list because Kishan and I are mostly not satisfied with the people we’ve been meeting here. 

I want to smoke with haywad so bad right now! 

Pretty sad that i missed seans party, seems like it was pretty fucking awesome. Josh fucked rosie!!!! Shame I couldn’t be there, but last night when I got back to my dorm at like 5am I found my suitemates drunk and I was super high, (this may have been two days ago now that i think about it but i dont really know for sure) but anyway I was high and they were drunk, we went for round 2. So I drank a shot in honor of Sean’s Bday, 3 shots for the rest of the crew that couldnt make it, and another two for the bitches. 

When I come home I really want to smoke with Haywad and while joints are fun, I’m looking forward to Sean’s godlike blunts. 

THE FUCK?! HAYWAD GOT HIGH AND LIKED IT?!  CANT WAIT TO GO BACK HOME NOW!!!

So here is the tale of my birthday party. Actually the tale is for another day but just for you all to know it was dope as fuck I’m pretty damn sure everyone had fun but I really really really really wish the entire fucking crew coulda been here. Well for all of you, Alex included because his dumbass didn’t spend the night, YOU NIGGAS FUCKED UP.

Now we ponder on how you fucked up besides the obvious fact I had a raging, cracking, amazing fucking party last night. I GOT HAYWAD TO SMOKE A GOD DAMN BLUNT JUST WITH ME, HE GOT RIDICULOUSLY FUCKING HIGH AND HE LIKES WEED NOW. HE LOVED IT, I GOT THIS NIGGA DUMMYASS HIGH IT WAS GREAT. FUCKING GREAT. IT WAS HELLA FUCKING FUNNY, SO SO SO SO SO FUNNY. I’m sure Haywad will tell y’all later in big detail. But shit Haywad and I smoked a blunt together in my garage while Josh Das was fucking Rosie Chu in my room above us. Funny ass night, you niggas fucked up.

And the band aint here.

Dream Team RIP 2007-2009

Saw gordons and thought of doing the same. 

Met a lot of people, i guess ill just talk about people that stand out. 

Stephen, he is a lot of fun to hang out with, really straight edge but fun to hang out with, reminds me of haywad since he doesnt smoke or drink, but different in the fact that his humor isnt as witty (<3 haywad) I guess the thing that makes you similar is that both have a good time sober.

KC, he is nice, tired a lot and sounds high, but he is always in a good mood and I appreciate that. Good guy is active and still tries new things, like smoking with us

Kento, at first he was sorta mysterious not talking that much. But have gotten to hang out with him more and more, he is a cool japanese guy, so we have some stuff in common and ill try to hang out with him more

Paul, he is roomates with kento, he is quite but I appreciate that he sticks to his principles, that might just be because i havent talked to him too much. He is into comics and some of those shows i like, so we can talk about that.

I like my roomate a lot too, his name is James, i play basketball with him and his friends, sometimes we work out too. Kind of reminds me of Craig Perry but not as amazing, sometimes he reminds me of like the 70’s college movie stereotype student

Jake: There is another jake in brian and kishans hall that is cool too, but this is the one in my hall, he is big and white. Always laughing and having a good time, he is suprisingly amazing at ping pong, so it was health comp. until our RA broke the table….

Then gotta love them asian girls!!! 

A quick response to the Bri-man’s previous one, wouldnt Terrible Friend Nate be TFN, not TNF. On the not finding bro-status friends, you gotta be the one to break the ice. If you’re friends and you think they’re cool, just start talking to them like you do to us, if they take any kind of offense or if it’s weird, fuck em or just accept that they are not a “bro” type friend. It’s also a good way to wade out people that you are not gonna mesh with early, instead of later finding out they are uninteresting or w/e.

So, back to me, “long hair, dont care” is my new favorite saying. And my prediction of inserting myself into the Jordan, Pat, A-cab, Josh group when you guys left is working quite well. Sean joins me with them too. On my other friends: Carlo never answers my texts or calls, Jonathon is always busy, Emily is not fucking here, Gerin is my new serious gym partner, hanging with Kambiz a bit more, and i see Cyrus from time to time.

Also, recently i noticed i started saying “duudeee” at the end of sentences like Alex does when he’s high. Gotta stop that.